Your Remaining Holiday Shipping Options

Tim Sniffen
3 min readDec 23, 2019

We don’t care how you got here. At this point, time spent wallowing in shame, trying to unravel the string of choices that brought you to us, is time neither of us can afford.

The bottom line: you’re here, the holidays so close you can smell the gingerbread, and you apparently need to ship something.

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Tim Sniffen

Writing: Work In Progress on Showtime, The New Yorker, NPR’s Live From Here, Hello From The Magic Tavern, McSweeney’s, Jackbox Games | Twitter @MisterSniffen