Son, It’s Time You Learned Your Entire Life Has Been Spent on Something Called “Disney’s Galactic Starcruiser”

Tim Sniffen
3 min readOct 2, 2023
These aren’t your friends from around the galaxy, champ. They’re exhausted Orlando-based character actors.

Put down your lightsaber and have a seat, Wabi-Bon, your mother and I have something to tell you. We knew this day would come, but never imagined it would come this fast.

So, you know how we live on an enormous, magnificent spacecraft, speeding through the universe, meeting…

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Tim Sniffen

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