Shiny New Irrational Fears About LGBTQ+ People

SOMETHING BAD IS HAPPENING, WE SHOULD ERASE GAY PEOPLE! WE’LL SORT OUT THE DETAILS LATER!

Gay people are groomers. Haven’t you heard? We have this secret agenda of readying youngsters for horrible things — and now we’ve been found out. Also, anyone who opposes the new Gay People Can Only Have The Mushiest Avocados At Whole Foods amendment, or whatever it is this week, well, they must be a groomer too. Congrats! Here’s your trenchcoat and binoculars.