Please Enjoy the Rebranded Harvest Festival as We Pivot From Our Island’s Long History of Human Sacrifice

Tim Sniffen
4 min readOct 14, 2022
Photo: Darko Kriznik / Unsplash

Welcome to Stone Island, stranger! Put down your worries, step through the arch of woven corn silk into the town square, and join the annual harvest festival — a time of abundance, community, and in no way whatsoever a facade through which we lure strangers onto the island and kill them. We cannot stress that…

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Tim Sniffen

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