Netflix Proudly Presents And Must Immediately Cancel The Following Programs
4 min readAug 22, 2019
Greetings from your favorite streaming service!
We at Netflix would like to remind you: we’re not just the studio behind entertainment juggernauts like Nostalgic Spookytown. Deep down in our secret corporate heart, we feel an obligation to provide content that appeals to every member of our sprawling viewership, and to that end, we…