Introducing The Ford Gemini, The Perfect Vehicle For Whatever The Hell’s Happening Next

Tim Sniffen
2 min readSep 24, 2021

ATTN EDITOR: Consider this copy extremely in flux while we wait for more specifics about the near future. Ha ha. In the meantime, I tried to cover all angles. Also I haven’t really been sleeping.

DO YOU HEAR IT? THE OPEN ROAD IS CALLING. It’s saying, “Adventure belongs to those who reach out and claim it.” Or maybe…

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Tim Sniffen

Writing: Work In Progress on Showtime, The New Yorker, NPR’s Live From Here, Hello From The Magic Tavern, McSweeney’s, Jackbox Games | Twitter @MisterSniffen