911, I Have A Medical Emergency But Also I’m Watching ‘Avengers: Endgame’

Tim Sniffen
3 min readApr 24, 2019

911: Emergency Services, go ahead.

CALLER: Hi, my friend slipped and hit his head. Hard. He’s not responding.

911: Okay, sir, don’t panic. Is your friend breathing?

CALLER: I… I can’t tell.

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Tim Sniffen

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