Published inSlackjawDaily Routines Of Writers You’re Never Going To Hear AboutSometimes it’s okay to sleep in and not be immortal.Jan 315Jan 315
Son, It’s Time You Learned Your Entire Life Has Been Spent on “Disney’s Galactic Starcruiser”Put down your lightsaber and have a seat, Wabi-Bon. Your mother and I have something to tell you.Oct 2, 2023Oct 2, 2023
Theme Park Review: Love, Actually LandHoliday classic, syrupy confection, and now, theme park. My review.Dec 20, 20222Dec 20, 20222
Please Enjoy the Rebranded Harvest Festival as We Pivot From Our Island’s Long History of Human…Welcome to Stone Island, visitor! We’d like to put all the rustic murder stuff behind us and just lean into cider and hayrides.Oct 14, 20222Oct 14, 20222
Shiny New Irrational Fears About LGBTQ+ PeopleThe thing about “groomer” is you’ve already done that one. Need some fresh material for your gay panic? We got you.Apr 25, 20224Apr 25, 20224
Before My Speech About How Gay People Deserve Compassion, I Should Mention the Lasers…Before my standard please-like-us song and dance, I did want to mention the lasers aimed at this courthouse.Feb 22, 20226Feb 22, 20226
Hallmark Movies For JanuaryTales of small-town country charm and unexpected connections. But in January.Jan 3, 20222Jan 3, 20222
How Mary Shelley Ruined My VacationMary Shelley conceived Frankenstein while visiting Lord Byron in Lake Geneva. But who else was there?Oct 27, 20213Oct 27, 20213
Introducing The Ford Gemini, The Perfect Vehicle For Whatever The Hell Is Happening NextThe Ford Gemini: the last word in adventure. Or safety. Or… whatever we think will be important in the next 30 days god I’m so tired.Sep 24, 20211Sep 24, 20211
Now That The Theater Has Miraculously Survived, We Have No Choice But To Address Your Garbage…Sometimes we stumble out of a worldwide disaster only to return to the disaster of what you were bringing to freeze tag.Jul 21, 2021Jul 21, 2021