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Daily Routines Of Writers You’re Never Going To Hear About

Sometimes it’s okay to sleep in and not be immortal.

Jan 31

Daily Routines Of Writers You’re Never Going To Hear About

Jan 31

Son, It’s Time You Learned Your Entire Life Has Been Spent on “Disney’s Galactic Starcruiser”

Put down your lightsaber and have a seat, Wabi-Bon. Your mother and I have something to tell you.

Oct 2, 2023

Son, It’s Time You Learned Your Entire Life Has Been Spent on “Disney’s Galactic Starcruiser”

Oct 2, 2023

Theme Park Review: Love, Actually Land

Holiday classic, syrupy confection, and now, theme park. My review.

Dec 20, 2022

Theme Park Review: Love, Actually Land

Dec 20, 2022

Please Enjoy the Rebranded Harvest Festival as We Pivot From Our Island’s Long History of Human…

Welcome to Stone Island, visitor! We’d like to put all the rustic murder stuff behind us and just lean into cider and hayrides.

Oct 14, 2022

Please Enjoy the Rebranded Harvest Festival as We Pivot From Our Island’s Long History of Human…

Oct 14, 2022

Shiny New Irrational Fears About LGBTQ+ People

The thing about “groomer” is you’ve already done that one. Need some fresh material for your gay panic? We got you.

Apr 25, 2022

Shiny New Irrational Fears About LGBTQ+ People

Apr 25, 2022

Before My Speech About How Gay People Deserve Compassion, I Should Mention the Lasers…

Before my standard please-like-us song and dance, I did want to mention the lasers aimed at this courthouse.

Feb 22, 2022

Before My Speech About How Gay People Deserve Compassion, I Should Mention the Lasers…

Feb 22, 2022

Hallmark Movies For January

Tales of small-town country charm and unexpected connections. But in January.

Jan 3, 2022

Hallmark Movies For January

Jan 3, 2022

How Mary Shelley Ruined My Vacation

Mary Shelley conceived Frankenstein while visiting Lord Byron in Lake Geneva. But who else was there?

Oct 27, 2021

How Mary Shelley Ruined My Vacation

Oct 27, 2021

Introducing The Ford Gemini, The Perfect Vehicle For Whatever The Hell Is Happening Next

The Ford Gemini: the last word in adventure. Or safety. Or… whatever we think will be important in the next 30 days god I’m so tired.

Sep 24, 2021

Introducing The Ford Gemini, The Perfect Vehicle For Whatever The Hell Is Happening Next

Sep 24, 2021

Now That The Theater Has Miraculously Survived, We Have No Choice But To Address Your Garbage…

Sometimes we stumble out of a worldwide disaster only to return to the disaster of what you were bringing to freeze tag.

Jul 21, 2021

Now That The Theater Has Miraculously Survived, We Have No Choice But To Address Your Garbage…

Jul 21, 2021

Tim Sniffen

Tim Sniffen

Writing: Work In Progress on Showtime, The New Yorker, NPR’s Live From Here, Hello From The Magic Tavern, McSweeney’s, Jackbox Games | Twitter @MisterSniffen

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